The Patience Test

Are you bored? Do you want to be bored somewhere else? Do you want an easy way to make money? Then we would like to introduce you to:

The Patience Test

Created by one guy in his bedroom, the Patience Test is the most boring game ever made! Even moreso than Desert Bus!

The aim of the game is simple! You will be placed within a concrete test chamber. This will be your home for the duration of the experiment. Entering the test chamber is the most exhaustive thing you will have to do. Once the test begins, a timer will begin counting up. Your task is to remain in that test chamber for as long as possible! Payment is provided courtesy of Blue Hill Corporation so it pays to stay in the chamber for as long as possible! You may also win achievements for staying in the test chamber for certain amounts of time! Try and find a way to pass the time!

Testimonials

Now, we know what you're thinking... How do I know that this experience will be the real deal? The real McCoy? The genuine article? Well, we are happy to provide some testimonials that will hopefully sway you to give the test a try!

"Since taking the Patience Test, I have been seeing ants crawling all over every surface, even ones that my ant wife insists are clean! Thanks, Blue Hill!" - Anonymous

"I've left my computer on for literal weeks! I reckon I could reach the one-year achievement legit!" - Anonymous

"This is definitely one of the games of all time." - Anonymous

"I'm definitely gonna find a way to break this..." - Ben

"I'm working on actually good projects, I promise!" - The developer

"Why?" - The developer's mother

So what are you waiting for? Try the Patience Test today!